Rejected Mascots is a Rejected segment from The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild.
Rejected Mascots[]
- The half donkey-half elephant hybrid - rejected for being too accurate.
- The octopus - rejected for misleading people into thinking there are eight branches of government.
- Whitney - rejected because she's just so rejectable.
- The bald eagle - because some people prefer hair.
- That substitute teacher who lost in Science Class last week - rejected because he went missing on Thursday.
Transcript[]
TBA
Trivia[]
- This is the first time a Rejected segment is also an Alfred E. Neuman for President segment.