This ad is from the episode X-Games: First Class / Criminal Minecraft.
This ad is a parody of Lassie.
Summary of Skit[]
A new series from the producers of Lassie about a talking dog named Sassie with plenty of sass up his sleeve.
References[]
- Seth Rogen
- Lassie
Transcript[]
Donald Pardo: From the producers of the beloved series Lassie comes...
Sassie: (barking)
Farmer: What's that, boy? Timmy's stuck in a well?
Sassie: I said "bow wow". What part of that sounds like "Timmy's stuck in a well"!? I'm hungry, for crying out loud.
Donald Pardo: Sassie.
Sassie: And who uses a well nowadays? What are we, sharecroppers!? Seriously...
Donald Pardo: A tale of danger.
Farmer: Grasp the rope, Timmy!
Sassie: Yeah, then GRASP THE FACT THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER GRADUATE MIDDLE SCHOOL!! I'm just saying...
Donald Pardo: A tale of friendship...
Timmy: You saved my life today, boy!
Sassie: I got a name, peg leg. Or is that part of your memory stuck in the well!?
Donald Pardo: And a tale of heroics.
Farmer: Oh no, the house is on fire!
Timmy: And sister Jenny is... trapped inside!
Sassie: Trapped inside. Yeah. How'd I guess? Sheesh, you people must go through dogs like Seth Rogen goes through misopportunities...
Donald Pardo: Will Sassie save the day? Tune in next week for the exciting answer to...
Sassie: Hey, Don Pardo, can you keep the ad shut for 5 minutes!?
Donald Pardo: But I'm the announcer.
Sassie: Why!? Cause your mama said you had a nice voice? Made you record funny messages for the answering machine!? Trust me, you wouldn't last 2 seconds on a real show.
Donald Pardo: Oh, Sassie.
5-second Cartoon[]
Sassie: Well, you said you couldn't read the credits? They went by so fast or they were so squashy and short? Oh, that's right. Squashy and short.
Trivia[]
- The announcer's name is Donald Pardo.
- Having the ad shut for 5 minutes would be impossible, because MAD is only 11 minutes long.
- MAD is actually not EXACTLY 11 minutes, but it goes to 11:21.