SCREAM 90X!
Scream 90X is a crossover between Scream and P90X.
MAD Scream 90X Beachbody Parody
This ad is from MAD Season 2, Episode 9 (35): Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy.
Summary[]
The exercise plan that will hack those pounds to pieces just in time for Halloween.
Transcript[]
Announcer: THIS HALLOWEEN, IF YOUR BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT YOU WON'T FIT INTO YOUR COSTUME...
Boy: (chuckles nervously) It must have shrunk in the wash.
Announcer: THEN YOU NEED... (busts through the door, clad in a gasmask, armed with a chainsaw) SCREAM 90X!!!
Boy: (screams in terror)
Announcer: THE EXERCISE PLAN THAT'LL HACK THOSE POUNDS JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
Boy: Oh, phew. It's just a commercial.
Announcer: DISC 1: CARDIO!
(The narrartor chases the boy down with his chainsaw in a Cardio exercise)
Boy: (screams in terror)
Announcer: KEEP THOSE LEGS MOVING! DISC 2... (The boy finds a coffin, Count Dracula rises from it)
Boy: (screams in terror)
Announcer: ABS!
Count Dracula: Oooohhhh! Feel that burn!
Announcer: AND DISC 3... (a torso of a zombie appears)
Boy: (screams in terror)
Announcer: UPPER BODY!
Zombie: One... (does pull ups on a pull up bar)
Boy: (screams in terror)
Announcer: SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO EXORCISE ANYTHING THIS HALLOWEEN... (Regan MacNeil spins her head 180 degrees)
(The boy collapses, leaving MacNeil to do her core workout)
Announcer: ...LET IT BE YOUR BODY WITH THE SCREAM 90X EXERCISE PLAN!
(And now, a testimony from Heather.)
Heather: I am so scared... also... I've lost like 45 pounds...
Trivia[]
- The boy is wearing a Superman costume.
- Possessed Regan MacNeil from the Exorcist appears.
- The announcer in the segment is voiced by Matthew Lillard, who also currently voices Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo. Ironic, given the fact that Shaggy has almost every phobia in the book...