Spy vs. Spy Kids / The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker is the 13th episode of MAD Season 2, and the 39th overall episode of MAD.

A spy mom's job is never done!
Also your dad is still missing.

— Marissa Wilson from Spy vs. Spy Kids

My parents are dead.

— Batman from The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker

Episode Summary

Spy vs. Spy Kids: Rebecca and Cecil Wilson are shocked to learn that their stepmother, Marissa Wilson, is a spy and that Black Spy and White Spy are after her.

The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker: The Millionaire Matchmaker meets her biggest challenge yet: Iron Man and Batman.


"Wait. Does this make you a Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy?"

  1. MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that after breaking luster in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Alfred E. Neuman float is finally recovered. Also, people are warned not to breathe for the next 72 hours.
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Spy vs. Spy Kids (MAD Parody of Spy vs. Spy / Movie Parody of Spy Kids: All the Time in the World)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. Tummy Duck (Parody of Tummy Tuck) (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Nancy Ortega's School of Dance and Martial Arts (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Beware of Frog (Parody of "Beware of Dog") (Animated by Sergio Aragonés) (Cartoon)
  8. Abs-Duction (Movie Parody of Abduction) (animated by OddBot Animation)
  9. MAD Security Cam - Kevin's House (MAD Security Cam segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  10. Arcade Kid (Cartoon) (Animated by Jorge R. Gutierrez)
  11. Spy vs. Spy - Stone Mountain Statue (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  12. Animated Marginals segment
  13. Mickey Mouse Mouse Exterminator Service (Spoof on Mickey Mouse / Ad Parody of Mouse Extermination Service) (Ad Parodies segment)
  14. Boy Jumps Into Ballpit and the Fake Shark is a Real Shark (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  15. The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker (Spoof on Superheroes / TV Parody of the Millionaire Matchmaker)
  16. Credits
  17. 5-second Cartoon - (from The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker) The Redhead continues talking. (5-second Cartoon segment)


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  • Mikey Day - Cecil Wilson, Bully, and Taylor Lautner
  • Grey DeLisle - Catwoman, Nancy Ortega, and Velma Dinkley
  • Larry Dorf - Iron Man, Argonaut, Juni Cortez, Judge, Ryan Reynolds, and Arcade Man
  • Jim Meskimen - Danger D'Amo, Abs-Duction Announcer, and Destin Pfaff
  • Rachel Ramras - Rebecca Wilson, Brunette, and Lily Collins
  • Meredith Salenger - Carmen Cortez, Sigourney Weaver, Tummy Tuck Woman, Redhead, and Rachel Federoff
  • Kevin Shinick - Batman, Mickey Mouse, Wilbur Wilson, Scooby-Doo, Doctor, Parent, Arcade Kid, and the MAD News Anchor
  • Tara Strong - Marissa Wilson, Blonde, and Patti Stanger
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