Stark Tank is a crossover between Shark Tank and Iron Man.
This segment is from MAD Season 4, Episode 16 (94): Star Blecch Into Dumbness / Stark Tank.
Summary[]
Iron Man and other wealthy superheroes offer to fund the endeavors of others, if the pitch is right.
References[]
- Iron Man 3
- Titanic
MAD References[]
Characters[]
- Tony Stark
- Pepper Potts
- Spider-Man (cameo)
- Superman (cameo)
- Flash (cameo)
- Captain America (cameo)
- Thor (cameo)
- Bruce Wayne
- Oliver Queen
- Hawkeye
- Wonder Woman
- Hulk
Transcript[]
Tony Stark: "So I saved the president my girlfriend, the world and the movie industry. I am done being Iron Man."
Old Lady: "Trash goes in the ocean. Did you see Titanic?"
Tony Stark: "Yes, and I agree."
Tony Stark: "I've thrown my arc reactor into the ocean. Iron Man is no more."
Pepper Potts: "But Tony, Earth still needs superheroes. Sorta."
Tony Stark: "I know. But I've realized there's a more efficient way to use my money to fight evil, investments."
Announcer: "Prepare for the show where superheroes with lower incomes, buy for investments to take their crime-fighting to the next level, this is Stark Tank."
Announcer: "Now let's meet the investors, first it's fun billionaire Tony Stark, next its gloomy billionaire Bruce Wayne, and finally TV handsome billionaire Oliver Queen and now it's time to meet our first entrepreneur Hawkeye."
"For years I fought crime with trick arrows what I'm looking for is an infusion of $200,000 so I can develop more trick arrows for example an arrow full of bees like this."
"Thanks genius you just let hundreds of bees loose in the studio. I'm out."
"What's stopping me from creating my own arrow with bees, I'm out."
I can't give you $300,000 for a bee arrow but uh how about a hundred bucks to be Robin."
"I'm in."
"Next up, Wonder Woman."
"I'm looking for 1 million dollars to replace my invisible jet with an invisible van."
"You want to drive a van?"
"I'm looking for a vehicle that's much more sensible with much more storage space."
"But a million dollars, I'm out."
"Who goes from a plane to a van, major downgrade, I'm out."
"I hear nothing about arrows, I'm out."
"Next up is the Hulk."
"Hi, I'm Hulk, Hulk beat up bad guys until bad guys know more or learn lesson, Hulk need five million dollars."
"Wait I don't understand, you don't use gadgets, you just beat people up with your fists, I mean what would you spend it on?"
"Every time Hulk transforms, Hulk ruins pants, ripped pants destroying Hulk's bottom line."
"Five million dollars for pants, what are your pants made of?"
"Complicated cotton and linen blend, everything else give Hulk rash."
"Forget it, I'm out."
"Sorry. I'm not buying you pants, i'm out."
"I liked your pitch."
"Really?"
"Until I heard your pants weren't made of arrows so, I'm out."
"No! Hulk financially insolvent,"
"Oh-no he's freaking out, someone has to stop him."
"Don't worry. I've got this one."
"Aah! Bees!"
"Great work Oliver. A bee arrow, where'd you come up with such a brilliant idea?"
"He stole that idea from me."
"Keep it down Robin."
"Yes sir."
"Yeah we're rich."
Trivia[]
- This is the first time Shark Tank showed up.
- This is the 50th segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
- Superman apearred cameo at the same sket on ""S" Cape from Planet Earth".