Swisster is a parody of Twister and swiss cheese.
This ad is from the episode Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Recreation.
Summary[]
I guess everyone's staying in the house now.
Transcript[]
Girl: (sighs) Everyone at my party is either texting or eating.
Announcer: Looking for a way to zest up your party?
Girl: Uh, I think I just said that.
Announcer: Then why not try Swisster, the party game that's made from swiss cheese.
Girl: That is not where i thought this was going.
Announcer: Much larger than regular cheese, Swisster is twice is much fun as other games, and three times as hard to follow.
Boy: Right hand, tiny hole next to the big hole two thirds the way down from the rounded corner.
Girl 2: Huh?
Announcer: Plus with Swisster. You really build up a sweat.
Boy 2: Eww! I think your game is sweating.
Girl: Cheese does that.
Girl 2: Pee-eww! Did somebody cut the cheese?
Girl: That's also the cheese... i think.
Announcer: So enjoy Swisster at your next party, and watch the fun last for hours.
Boy 2: I want to go home, but the cheese has melted me to the floor.
Boy 3: Could someone turn off these hot lights?
Girl: Um.. I'm allergic to dairy.
Announcer: Swisster. The game from food... made from bacteria.
5-Second cartoon[]
Girl: We couldn't even play Parcheesi.
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