Taylor Swiffer is a parody of Taylor Swift and Swiffer.
This ad is from I Love You, Iron Man / Ben 10 Franklin.
Transcript[]
Taylor Swift: Mops. You own tons of them, but do they ever work? Hi.
(Woman screams)
Taylor Swift: I'm Taylor Swift and if squeaky clean floors are what you want, get my new Taylor Swiffer. It'll give your floors a shine, just like my reputation. Dull, safe and stain-free.
(Cuts to a mop and the Taylor Swiffer collecting Kanye West dirt.)
Taylor Swift: Most mops don't get those annoying stains that can ruin your evening, and since the handle is as thick as my waistline, it's like having me over to help.
Woman: Let me try.
Taylor Swift: No wait, that's me. (Taylor screams)
Announcer: The Taylor Swiffer, wherever celebrity endorsed crap is sold.
Deaths[]
- Taylor Swift gets watered and gets mopped on the floor. (later revived as a image)
Trivia[]
- The dirt represented Kanye West which is a reference of him dissing in 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.
- The ribbon reads SQUEAKY CLEAN and totally boring.