The Amazing Spider-Minaj

The Amazing Spider-Minaj is a crossover between the Amazing Spider-Man and Nicki Minaj.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 14 (66): The Amazing Spider-Minaj / Go, Dragon Ball, Go!

Summary[]

The Amazing Spider-Minaj looks fabulous while helping Spider-Man fight crime.

References[]

MAD References[]

Characters[]

Spider-Man
Nicki Minaj
Captain George Stacy
GEICO Gecko Mascot
the Lizard
Police Officers

Transcript[]

(Sketch starts at the New York City Police Station, where Captain George Stacy is speaking to the crowd for a press conference.)

George Stacy: Alright, listen up. New York City is under siege of a giant lizard. And our only hope is a mysterious person with an alter-ego, who puts on a crazy costume.

Peter Parker: I assume you’re talking about Spider-Man?

George Stacy: Uh, actually, no. I’m referring to Spider-Minaj. (Spider-Minaj swings by, and crashes into the podium, then gets back up.)

Spider-Minaj: Here I am! I should copyright that.

Peter Parker: (short pause) I don’t think any of us saw that coming.

(Title card: The Amazing Spider-Minaj)

(Cuts to nighttime; Spider-Man is seen posing on top of a building)

Spider-Man: My name is Spider-Man. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, (starts swinging from building to building.) and lived by the rule, “with great power, comes great responsibility”. (Lands in front of a criminal trying to hijack a car.) Freeze, dirtbag! (Spider-Minaj lands face flat in front of him.)

Spider-Minaj: Too late, Spider-Man! I was bitten by success, and I lived by the rule, “I change my wig to suit my gig”. (Slaps the criminal.)

Spider-Man: I like my saying better. (Sirens are heard; a police car pulls over and Captain George Stacy and his police posse comes out of it.)

George Stacy: Freeze, Spider… uh.. Folk. Until we get this lizard thing control, you’re both coming me.

Spider-Minaj: I’m hot, and you’re not! Gonna fit my stack (Slaps her butt.) for the flapjack pack! (Throws the crowbar at the police officers, but they duck down just in time.)

George Stacy: Go get them before they swing away!

Spider-Minaj: Paka-Lewis can’t lose y’all! (Swings away.)

Spider-Man: For the record, we are NOT related. (Twips his spider web.) In any way. (Swings out of the scene. Cuts to the sewer, Spider-Man appears.) Gotta catch the Lizard, before he… Actually… (Pulls out the script.) what is his plan? Huh, not really clear, is it? Well, (Puts the script away.) at least if I bring him in, I can get the cops off my case. (A scary-looking lizard shadow appears on the wall.) (Gasps!) That’s it, Lizard! I got you! (Screen pulls back, revealing that the source of the shadow was actually the GEICO Gecko.)

GEICO Gecko: What did I do? I mean, other than save a bunch of people a ton of money on their car insurance. (Licks his eye.)

Spider-Man: Not you, him! (Dr. Curt Conners, in his Lizard form appears behind the GEICO Gecko, holding a flashlight.)

The Lizard: (Throws the flashlight away.) What did I do? Other than possibly have a hand in the disappearance of your father and try to turn the human race into reptiles. (Spider-Minaj falls into the sewer river, then gets back up, this time, in a different costume.)

Spider-Minaj: (Snaps her fingers, causing her hair to poof up.) Lizard is hatin’, but I take it all in stride! Put him in a jungle with bananas on the side!

Spider-Man: Is that is different costume?

Spider-Minaj: You betcha! Now I’m How’dyougohidin’ Spidey, and I ain’t… Holy Channel 9! What stink down here? Smells like 3 week old turkey got stuffed in a hotdog sock!

George Stacy: (He and his posse have their guns locked and loaded.) Alright, no one move! We got this place surround-Oh, what is that stench?! Smells like reptilian gas!

The Lizard: What? It’s the sewer! These things always smell bad! It’s the, you’ll never pin this on me! (Escapes through a sewer exit.)

GEICO Gecko: Totally pinned it on him. (Farts.)

How’dyougohidin’ Spidey: I’ve been down here with mices and Where’s Waldo and “Who wants that old fish tank?”. I’m swingin’ away like it’s Pink Friday! (Swings away.)

Police Officer: What’d she say?

(Scene cuts to the Oscorp Tower, where Spider-Man has the Lizard cornered on top of a second level pipe, holding his reptile transformation machine.)

The Lizard: Don’t make another move, Spider-Man! Or I’ll flick this switch, and we’ll all be living in a world of lizards!

Spider-Man: Okay, then I won’t move.

The Lizard: (Jumps back down.) Oh, hmm. I really only plan for you to move. Well, this is some kind of pickle, wouldn’t you say?

Spider-Man: Sure is.

The Lizard: You moved! (Flips the switch, activating his machine.)

Spider-Man: No! (The sky fills with a reptile-transforming cloud, when Spider-Minaj swings by, in yet another costume, and crashes into a pole. She then gets up, with her own kind of machine.)

Spider-Minaj: Hold on, “Wilco”! Spider-Minaj is gonna rule the world!

Spider-Man: Oh, no.

The Lizard: You knew this was coming! (Captain George Stacy and his police posse appear, yet again.)

George Stacy: No one’s gonna do anything! I’ve got this building surrounded!

Spider-Minaj: Ain’t no smoke bomb’s gonna turn Spider-Minaj’s city folk into snake food monsters! Look out, sorry spelling! (Activate her own machine, which clears out the lizard transformation cloud.)

Spider-Man: You did it! Your blast saved the world from being turned into lizards!

Spider-Minaj: Mmm, hmm! I told you Spider-Minaj would take over the world!

Spider-Man: Wait, you didn’t… (Screen pulls back, revealing that she actually turned every one into Niki Minaj cosplayers.)

Spider-Man: (Groans) I gotta get into the music business.

Trivia[]

Antagonists: Spider-Minaj (although she is still of evil), the Lizard / Dr. Curt Conners, and Car Jacker
Protagonist: Spider-Man
This is the third segment that misspelled its title on DirecTV. The first was TwiGH School Musical, and the second was Outtagascar from the previous episode.
One of the police cops look similar to the one from Outtagascar.
Spider-Man looks like himself from I Love You, Iron Man, Addition Impossible and The Blunder Games.
This is the only sketch as a LGBT sketch (at the end; which George Stacy, The Lizard and the Police Officers changed their bodys changes from male to female due to Nicki's weapon which turned them transgenders making this sketch the only LGBT sketch in Mad).
This is the first time GEICO showed up.

Goofs[]

In the film, the Lizard didn't wear a lab coat and trousers in lizard form.
The Lizard / Dr. Curt Conners did not have an British accent in this parody.
Spider-Minaj is similar to Spider-Woman.
After falling down on the roof of the Oscorp tower, Spider-Minaj's glasses were green and when she got up her glasses were black.