The Asker
Transcript[]
Announcer: You've seen him on all of your favorite cop shows.
Asker: What happened here?
Announcer: But this Fall...
Asker: How long has she been dead?
Announcer: He gets a show all his own!
Asker: What do you see? Why was the body moved? Is that cranberry juice?
Announcer: The Asker!
Asker: What was the time of death?
"What are you-"
Asker: Are you interrupting me? Who's in charge here? What stinks? Who wants to be a millionaire?
"Say what?"
Announcer: If you got a question...
Asker: What's the best thing before slice bread? Should you use a silencer to shoot a mime? Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Anouncer: He's got even more questions.
Asker: Where did you get those shoes? What's another word for thesaurus?
Announcer: The Asker!
Asker: Who said that? Is this thing on? Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one?
Trivia[]
- The sketch may be a vague reference to The Mentalist due to the title of the show also being a slang for an insane person, as the Asker seems to be insane because of his talkativeness and frequent asking.