The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm is the 18th episode of MAD Season 3, and the 70th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey: A secret turkey agent is on the run from the people who created him.

PilGrimm: Aunt Marie reveals to Nick Burkhardt that he's not just a Grimm, he's a PilGrimm.


  1. MADvent Calendar - Been baking pies all week? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Monday, 5:00 PM: The leaves stop changing colors and begin changing shapes!
    • Wednesday, 1:00 PM: Recent polls show that watching football has become Thanksgiving's major pasttime, only after turkeys get the right to vote.
    • Thursday, 8:00 PM: After watching Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving Special for the billionth time, families have no choice but to watch this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey (Movie Parody of the Bourne Legacy)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. History, It's All Hazy Anyway! (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Leaf Pile Eats Girl (Cartoon)
  7. Jokahontas Live! at the Punchline Emporium - ACT 1 (Spoof on Pocahontas) (Ad Parodies segment)
  8. Bad Idea #6: Russell Scarecrow (Parody of Russell Crowe and a Scarecrow) (Bad Idea segment)
  9. A Lesson in How to Draw a Turkey (Cartoon) (Animated by Steven Olson.......I think?)
  10. Bartholomew's Buckle Barn (Spoof on Bartholomew the Apostle and Buckle Barn USA) (Ad Parodies segment)
  11. Festive Ways to Improve Thanksgiving (Cartoon)
  12. Jokahontas Live! at the Punchline Emporium - ACT 2
  13. Spy vs. Spy - Pilgrim vs. Indian: Part 1 (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  14. Animated Marginals segment
  15. Bad Idea #24: Turkey Gumstick (Parody of a Turkey Drumstick) (Bad Idea segment)
  16. PilGrimm (TV Parody of NBC's Grimm)
  17. Credits
  18. 5-second Cartoon - Jokahontas Live! at the Punchline Emporium - ACT 3 (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm/Gallery


Main article: The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - Secret Agent, Nick Burkhardt, and A Lesson in How to Draw a Turkey Announcer
  • Grey DeLisle - Jokahontas, Aunt Marie, and Dr. Marta Shearing
  • Jim Meskimen - Eric Byer, Pilgrim, and Monroe
  • Rachel Ramras - History, It's All Hazy Anyway! Announcer, Girl, and Audience Member #2
  • Kevin Shinick - Jokahontas Live Announcer, Audience Member #1, Daffy Duck, Park Ranger/Turducken, Pilgrim, Turkey, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Dana Snyder - Aaron Giblet, Father, and Festive Ways to Improve Thanksgiving Announcer
  • Fred Tatasciore - The Bourne Leg-a-Turkey Announcer, Bartholomew, and Russell Scarecrow
  • Gary Anthony Williams - Bad Idea Announcer, Hank Griffin, and Indian Chief
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