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This ad is from the episode Iron Bland 3 / Monsters Community.


Summary[]

The car you throw away instead of parking.

Characters[]

  • Announcer
  • Driver
  • Crows
  • Badgers

Transcript[]

(The sketch starts with a driver trying to find a parking space)

Announcer: Cars are great, but finding parking is terrible!

Driver: Tell me about it.

Announcer: Don't you wish you could just throw the car away instead of parking it.

Driver: No.

Announcer: Wait, what was that? I couldn't hear you.

Driver: I mean. Sure.

Announcer: Introducing the Disposable Car! The car you throw away instead of parking. (The driver drives to an old vinyl store) Once you get to your destination, simply begin to break down your car (The driver exits the car) The bumpers go right in the trash (The driver puts the bumpers into the waste bin) No problem here. The doors are compostable (The driver puts the doors into the recycling bin) so your tomatoes will thank you. (The driver goes to the back of the car) The seats dissolve in water. (The driver pulls a water bucket out of the car trunk). Bring a bucket. (The driver splashes the water onto the seats, causing it to dissolve). The engine is made of crackers. (The driver opens the engine door) You eat that part. (The driver eats the engine and gives a thumbs up). The body of the car is corn-based so crows eat that part. (The crows eat the body of the car and fly away). And finally, the tires are actually four rolled up badgers (Four badgers unroll themselves and scurry away) who just scurry away. See? Simple. (the driver then enters the old vinyl store) The Disposable Car. Never worry about parking again!

(It's nighttime. The driver exits the old vinyl store holding a bag of records and realizes something)

Driver: Wait. How do I get home?

(The sketch ends)

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