The Fast and the Curious (coming eventually)
Skit from The Buzz Identity / Two and a Half Man
This ad is a parody of The Fast and the Furious and the children's book Curious George.
Characters[]
- Vin Diesel
- Curious George
- The Man in the Yellow Hat (Ted)
- Tour Guide
- Bank Owner
- Farmer
Transcript[]
Announcer: If you love The Fast and the Furious...
Vin Diesel: Hold on.
Announcer: Then get ready to shift it down a notch.
Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh oooh!
Announcer: The Fast and the Curious.
"Go!"
Announcer: Starring Vin Diesel and Curious George.
Curious George: Oooh oooh aaah aaah!
Vin Diesel: What are you doing? Let go!
Tour Guide: You want all the best tour sites on your route? Sure.
Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah!
Tour Guide: And all the worst tour sites too?
Vin Diesel: Ahh, come on, we're losing ground!
The Man in the Yellow Hat: Ahahaha!
Announcer: 'Cause in the world of racing there's fast, there's faster...
Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah!
Vin Diesel: What are you doing?
Announcer: And there's Curious.
Bank Owner: Why do we still make pennies? Well it's a long story.
Vin Diesel: Ahh, we're never gonna finish this thing!
Announcer: The Fast and the Curious! Heading your way.
Farmer: This here is the world's biggest ball of twine.
(ZOOM!)
Vin Diesel: Ahhhhhh!
Announcer: ...Eventually.
5-second Cartoon[]
Bank Owner: Then came what we refer to now as the wheat penny.
Vin Diesel: WAAAAAAAH!
Trivia[]
- Curious George's owner is Vin Diesel, while in PBS, his owner is Ted.