Summary[]
A segment in which a child expierences a series of events doing one little thing that makes him or her a hero or heroine.
Characters[]
Kung Fu Blander / Destroy Bob the Builder Destroy[]
- Johnny
- Bigfoot
- Girls
- Octopus
- Shark
- Whale
Moneyball Z / Green Care Bear[]
- Todd
- Store Clerk
- Aliens
- Evil Monster
Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue[]
- Helen vanguard
- Robot Pterodactyl
- Ice Cream Man
- Lizardmen
- Lizardman King
Transcripts[]
Kung Fu Blander / Destroy Bob the Builder Destroy[]
Announcer #1: And now, The Greatest Thing Ever!
(Music from WWER plays as Johnny waterksis across the ocean and Bigfoot transforms him.)
BAM!
(Johnny saves 2 girls from an octopus and transforms again. He also wins a gazillion dollars.)
Moneyball Z / Green Care Bear[]
Announcer #2: And now, The Greatest Thing Ever!
Todd: I'd like a small soda and the ability to fly.
(After he gets both, Todd flies into space, attacking starships.)
CANDY!
(Todd flies to an alien planet, saving the area from evil by spitting out soda.)
HOT DOGS!
(The alien planet becomes Planet Todd.)
PIZZA!
Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue[]
Announcer #3: And now, The Greatest Thing Ever!
(Helen vanguard rides a skateboard to the Arctic, then to an ice cream stand in space.)
Ice Cream Man: Ice crea- OOF!
BONUS POINTS! BONUS POINTS! BONUS POINTS!
(Then Helen eats ice cream all the way to a Lizard-man kingdom.)
Helen: Uh-oh!
(She knocks the crown off of the Lizard-man king.)
BONUS POINTS! BONUS POINTS! BONUS POINTS!
(The girl goes all the way to Earth's core.)
HUMAN: 1! EARTH CORE: 0!
(Finally, she rides up a volcano to Hawaii.)
Robot Pterodactyl: That was The Greatest Thing Ever! RAAAAAHR!