The Heli-Chopper is a product ad segment in The Buzz Identity / Two and a Half Man. It is a parody of Helicopter.
Summary of Skit[]
The dangerous but helpful Heli-Chopper chops everything.
Transcript[]
(The screen shows a woman trying to slice a tomato properly, but it gets splattered, along with that some other food, such as a lemon and broccoli, couldn't get sliced through completely.)
Announcer: When it comes to preparing vegetables, does your old kitchen knife lack the jobs?
Woman: (nods)
Announcer: Well, help has arrived.
Woman: (gasps)
(The roof breaks off, as the Heli-Chopper appears with the announcer in it. Objects appear flying around.)
Announcer: Introducing the Heli-Chopper!
Cow: MOO! MOO!
("The Heli-Chopper" text appears.)
Announcer: Designed with two peek 38 turbo jets, this government issue kitchen aid will chop anything from fruit to vegetables, to- oh heck. There isn't anything this baby can't chop. Just listen to these happy customers.
Man: Get your stupid helicopter of my lawn!
Woman: You've broken all the windows in my house!
Announcer: And that's not all because The Heli-Chopper also comes with an additional set of blades, perfect for slicing, mincing, and dicing. So order now and we'll send it all for only 1 installment of $5.00.
Kid: Did you say $5.00?
Announcer: Yes, followed by 3 installments of 2 million dollars.
Kid: Wow!
Announcer: The Heli-Chopper, available now.
Deaths[]
- The cow gets chopped.
Trivia[]
- When they show the blueprint of the Heli-Chopper, it's called MAD's Heli-Chopper plans.
- When the cow is sliced, the milk says "Got Minced?" referring to "Got Milk?".
- One installment costs five dollars while the other three installments cost $2,000,000.