This ad is a parody of Hellboy and left-handed scissors.
This ad is from the episode Garfield of Dreams / I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Summary of Skit[]
Do you hate right-handed scissors that don't work? Then get the LEFT HAND OF DOOM, a left hand guranteed to chop through anything, like cut paper. THE LEFT HAND OF DOOM, now with left-handed scissors!
Transcript[]
"Stupid right-handed scissors. No one ever thinks about left-handed kids."
Red: Say's you.
"Who are you?"
Red: Call me Red. And i've got just the thing for you."
"Left-handed scissors?"
Red: Better. My patented Left Hand of Doom. Just like. Like my famous Right Hand of Doom. Only for lefties.
"What i really needed was scissors."
Red: Not anymore you don't. Because with the Left Hand of Doom, you can do anything.
"But doesn't this mean I'm now the Harbinger of Doom, destined to one day lead the demon armies against the forces of Good?"
Red: Eventually, sure. But in the meantime, you can beat anyone at arm wrestling. Open cans of tuna. Make left hand turns and cut paper.
"Couldn't you just find me a pair of left-handed scissors?"
Red: Fine. Here! Here are your dopey left-handed scissors. I tried to give you something magical, but no. You'd rather add green tape to regular old scissors. Well, that's just fine.
"Thanks."
Red: The Left Hand of Doom.
"Now with a complimentary pair of left handed scissors."
Red: That's not part of the- D'oh!
Slogan[]
The Left Hand of Doom: Now with a Couple Pair of Left-Handed Scissors