The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild is the seventh episode of MAD Season 3, and the 59th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

The Mixed Martial Artist: A silent movie star is kicked to the curb for America's new favorite form of entertainment: mixed martial arts!

Aquaman vs. Wild: When Bear Grylls goes down, Aquaman decides to fill himself in.


  1. MADvent Calendar - Had your head in a book for a week? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Monday, 6:30 PM: Alec Baldwin announces he is no longer bitter, then quickly yells, "I SAID ON JITTER!"
    • Sunday, 11:00 AM: J. K. Rowling releases the cover for a first non-Harry Potter book called, "Larry Totter and the Case of the Recycled Magic."
    • Tuesday, 4:15 AM: Tom Cruise turns 50 and is serenaded with this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. The Mixed Martial Artist (Movie Parody of the Artist / Spoof on mixed martial arts)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. Robots Disguised as a Scientist (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Hobbittrails (Movie Parody of the Lord of the Rings/spoof on Zhu Zhu Pets) (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Sleep Texting (Cartoon)
  8. Alfred E. Neuman for President - Rejected Mascots (Alfred E. Neuman for President / Rejected segment)
  9. Man at the Eye Doctor sees the F-14 (Cartoon)
  10. King Tuttowski (Spoof on King Tut / TV Parody of Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil) (Ad Parodies segment)
  11. Spy vs. Spy - Pole Vaulting (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  12. Animated Marginals segment
  13. Two Guys Watch a Plane Running Out of Gas (Cartoon)
  14. Yo-Yo Master Scams People (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  15. Aquaman vs. Wild (Spoof on Aquaman / TV Parody of Man vs. Wild)
  16. Credits
  17. 5-second Cartoon - (from Hobbittrails) A hobbit still tries to escape. (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild/Gallery


Main article: The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild (Transcript)


  • This is the only time the Artist gets spoofed, and The Mixed Martial Artist is the only segment not to have any talking in it.
  • This is the second time Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil gets showed up, and also the second time a Foreign film gets spoofed on MAD.
  • This is the third time Man vs. Wild gets spoofed. The first was MAD vs. Wild and the second was Snowman vs. Wild from Episode 41.
  • This is the ninth episode of MAD to premiere on Monday night at 8:45 PM.
  • 11th appearance of the Rejected segment, and also the first time a Rejected segment became an Alfred E. Neuman for President segment.
    • And another thing, this is the sixth appearance of the Alfred E. Neuman for President segment.
  • This is the 20th time Spy vs. Spy was done in stop-motion. Yep, count 'em, 20!
  • Even though it was a silent film, John DiMaggio reprised his role as Jake from Adventure Time in The Mixed Martial Artist.
  • The Mixed Martial Artist is the only segment that is entirely in black and white, and it takes place in 1927.


  • Josh Beren - Reporter, Eye Doctor, Lieutenant Alex Hopper, Hobbit, Rejected Mascots Announcer, and Uggie the Dog (Shyla Dub)
  • Hugh Davidson - Bear Grylls, Robot, Egyptian, and George Valentin (Shyla Dub),
  • Mikey Day - Kick Buttowski, Hobbit, and Scooby-Doo (Shyla Dub)
  • John DiMaggio - Aquaman, Al, Old Man (Shyla Dub), Yo-yo Master, and Jake (silent and Shyla Dub)
  • Rachel Ramras - Tortoise, Al's Wife, Female Ogre, and Pepper Miller (Shyla Dub)
  • Kevin Shinick - Guys, Pilot, Robot, Hobbittrails Announcer, Eye Doctor Patient,  King Tuttowski Announcer, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Gary Anthony Williams - Director, Male Ogre, and Al Zimmer (Shyla Dub) 
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