The Poop-seidon Adventure is a take-off of the Poseidon Adventure.
It's a MAD classic as a famous boat flips its lid.
- Announcer (Not in story)
- Belle Rosen
- Manny Rosen
- Susan Shelby
- Detective Lieutenant Mike Rogo
- Reverend Frank Scott
- Zack and Cody Martin
- Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
(Starts with an old slide)
Announcer: And now, a MAD classic: (Title card: The Poop-seidon Adventure) The Poop-seidon Adventure!
(Cuts to the "Poop Deck")
Belle Rosen: Have you tried the beans, Manny? (BHHHHT!)
Manny Rosen: After I finish the ribs, Belle. (BHHHHHT!)
Susan Shelby: Ugh! How can you stand to be near each other?
Belle: Well, I can hold my breath a really long time! (Holds her breath)
Manny: And my smelling lens stopped working the same time my hearing did! (BHHHHHT!) (Susan covers nose)
Detective Lieutenant Mike Rogo: UGH! You guys are gross! You think farting would make you thinner!
Cody Martin: PYEW! Let's all get some sweet air on deck!
Zack Martin: Wait! If we all run to one side of the boat, we'll...
(Boat flips its lid)
Zack: Flip it upside-down.
(Boat flips upside down. People fall.)
Waiter: Who ordered the pineapple-upside-down? HEEEEYYYYY!
Alvin: I told you a cruise ship was a bad idea.
(Cuts to a dinghy with everyone on it.)
Mike Rogo: We've been floating for hours! (Holding Frank's watch) I know, 'cause I still have his watch.
- This segment is a tribute to an American film and television actor, the late Ernest Borgnine, the guy who played Dominc Santini in the classic 1980's television show, Airwolf, the voice of Kip Killagin, one of the members of the Commando Elite from Small Soldiers back in 1998, and Mermaid Man from SpongeBob SquarePants, and he was one of the stars in the 1972 version of the Poseidon Adventure, but he died of kidney failure on July 8, 2012 at the age of 95. His death will be avenged, folks!
- Well, you can't really get revenge on kidney failure, but I award you points for trying.
- This is second time Alvin said in Chipmunk voice in this Shyla.com dub. The first was Alvin and the Monks.
- First time the Poseidon Adventure gets spoofed.
- This is the 33rd segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
- The title card for this MAD segment is written in a white, capitalized Dynamo Bold font.
- Antagonist: PHYSICS!!!