
This Mike Wartella skit is from the episode FROST / Undercover Claus.
Summary of Skit[]
Bobby and Bobby Jr. get time machines for Christmas... resulting in a quick demonstration on why time machines are not toys.
Transcript Act 1[]
(Christmas Eve. Bobby Jr. with his Mom and Pop in company, unwraps the big Christmas gift... revealing to be a Time Machine.)
Bobby Jr.: Oh, boy! A time machine!
(Bobby Jr. climbs aboard the time machine, closes the door, and... WHOOSH!)
Mother: Uh, don't you think we should have talked about this first?
Bobby Sr: Oh, what's the harm? I got one when I was his age.
Narrator: WARNING: TIME MACHINES ARE NOT TOYS.
Transcript Act 2[]
Bobby Sr as a kid: Oh, boy! A time machine!
(The other time machine comes)
Bobby Jr: Oh, boy! It works!
Bobby Sr as a kid: Who are you?
Bobby Jr: I'm your son from the future! You gave me a time machine too.
Bobby Sr as a kid: Hey, I like yours better!
Bobby Jr: No, it's mine! (Kid Bobby Sr. kicks him down) Get your hands OFF!
(BANG! Bobby Jr. lands Kid Bobby Sr a Home Run KO hit in the noggin... then realizes what he's done.)
Bobby Jr: Oh, no! I've jeopardized my own existence!
(As a temporal way of saying "I warned you!", Bobby Jr. fades from existence, dropping the Titor Baseball Bat back into its packaging.)
Bobby Sr's Mother: Don't you think we should have talked about this first?
Bobby Sr's Father: Yeah. Probably.