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Total Recall Me Baby is a crossover between Total Recall and "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 17 (69): Total Recall Me Baby / The Asgardigans.

Summary

Total recall baby (MAD)

Total recall baby (MAD)

Naomi Watts explains the plot of Total Recall... through song!

References

MAD References

Characters

  • Doug Quaid
  • Naomi Watts (disguised as Melina and Lori Quaid)
  • Bob McClane
  • Harry
  • The S.W.A.T. Gang
  • Falkor
  • Nightmarens
  • Stormtroopers
  • Superman
  • Lex Luthor
  • George Jetson
  • Nicki Minaj
  • Three-Breasted Woman
  • Chimpanzee
  • Horse with glasses
  • C-3PO
  • R2-D2
  • Jack
  • Buzz and Scuzz (the flies from Racing Stripes)
  • Rene Belloq (dressed as a Terrorist with Face Makeover)
  • Hollywood Contract Guy
  • Blogger

MAD Characters

Transcript

Okay, Mr. Quaid, just sit back and you'll get exactly what you came here for.

Wait! Something's not right! This isn't my life! I gotta get outta here!

Sit back down, honey. Looks like you'll need to be deat with.

Does he always react like this when he gets his haircut?

Every time.

Quick, get in!

Do I know you?

Lyrics

I'm not surprised you can tell

It's like you're under a spell

Because you know me real well

At least you did Friday

But here's what happened so far

Douglas Quaid's not who you are

Nor are you built like a car

That part is clear, but hey

It's tough not knowing

If your mind is going

Or your friends are snowing

Why do you think you've only got two?


Hey, yes, I know you

And you're not crazy

Your memory's been wiped

Total Recall me, baby

I'm in there somewhere

Inside those daydreams

Behind the nightmare

Where you're on a S.W.A.T. Team

Hey, yes, I'll help you

No need to page me

Just call these digits

The thumb's call waiting

All the Star Wars droids

That always chased me

They're after you now

So run for safety...


Did you not find it real strange

When your wife became deranged?

Or was that really too tame

Compared to what's out there?

A world with cars that fly fast

A chat with you from the past

A bad guy from Malcolm's cast

Though he just acts the same

You woke up this morning

Thought your life was boring

Spy work seemed alluring

But they didn't read the warning!


Hey, yes, I know you

And you're not crazy

They had your name changed

But not like Jay-Z

The name of "Hauser"

Is on your ID

Don't know the first part

It might be "Dukey"

They're in it for you

Those secret agents

But mostly, that guy

Who takes ten percent

How did they get you

To make this movie?

It's got B-actors

And it's not in 3D

This movie needed a rewrite

This film is so bad

This film is so bad

This film is so, so bad

There's something else that isn't right

Oh yeah, it's so bad

This film is so bad

This film is so, so bad


It's hard to look right

At the dailies

Hope they'll confuse me

With Keira Knightley

So, yes, I'll help you

If you will help me

Please wipe my memory

Plus my IMDB

Yes, all the blogger boys

Will give this a "C"

One way to stop them

Total Recall this film, please...

Song Comparison

I threw a wish in the well

Don't ask me

I'll never tell

I looked to you

As it fell

And now you're

In my way

I'd trade my soul

For a wish

Pennies and dimes

For a kiss

I wasn't looking for this

But now you're

In my way

Your stare

Was holding

Ripped jeans

Skin was showing

Hot night

Wind was blowing

Where do you think

You're going baby?

Hey

I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my number

So call me maybe

It's hard to look right

At you baby

But here's my number

So call me maybe

Hey

I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my number

So call me maybe

And all the other boys

Try to chase me

But here's my number

So call me maybe


You took your time

With the call

I took no time

With the fall

You gave me

Nothing at all

But still you're

In my way

I beg and borrow

And steal

At first sight

And it's real

I didn't know

I would feel it

But it's in my way

Your stare was holding

Ripped jeans

Skin was showing

Hot night

Wind was blowing

Where do you think

You're going baby?

Hey

I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my number

So call me maybe

It's hard to look right

At you baby

But here's my number

So call me maybe

Hey

I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my number

So call me maybe

And all the other boys

Try to chase me

But here's my number

So call me maybe

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad

I missed you so so bad

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

And you should know that

I missed you so so bad

Bad

Bad

Bad...


It's hard to look right

At you baby

But here's my number

So call me maybe

Hey

I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my number

So call me maybe

And all the other boys

Try to chase me

But here's my number

So call me maybe

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

I missed you so bad

I missed you so so bad

Before you came into my life

I missed you so bad

And you should know that

So call me maybe

I'm not surprised you can tell

It's like you're under a spell

Because you know me real well

At least you did Friday

But here's what happened so far

Douglas Quaid's not who you are

Nor are you built like a car

That part is clear, but hey

It's tough not knowing

If your mind is going

Or your friends are snowing

Why do you think you've only got two?

Hey, yes, I know you

And you're not crazy

Your memory's been wiped

Total Recall me, baby

I'm in there somewhere

Inside those daydreams

Behind the nightmare

Where you're on a S.W.A.T. Team

Hey, yes, I'll help you

No need to page me

Just call these digit

The thumb's call waiting

All the Star Wars droids

That always chased me

They're after you now

So run for safety...


Did you not find it real strange

When your wife became deranged?

Or was that really too tame

Compared to what's out there?

A world with cars that fly fast

A chat with you from the past

A bad guy from Malcolm's cast

Though he just acts the same

You woke up this morning

Thought your life was boring

Spy work seemed alluring

But they didn't read the warning!

Hey, yes, I know you

And you're not crazy

They had your name changed

But not like Jay-Z

The name of "Hauser"

Is on your ID

Don't know the first part

It might be "Dukey"

They're in it for you

Those secret agents

But mostly, that guy

Who takes ten percent

How did they get you

To make this movie?

It's got B-actors

And it's not in 3-D

This movie needed a rewrite

This film is so bad

This film is so bad

This film is so, so bad

There's something else that isn't right

Oh yeah, it's so bad

This film is so bad

This film is so, so bad

Bad Bad Bad...


It's hard to look right

At the dailies

Hope they'll confuse me

With Keira Knightley

So, yes, I'll help you

If you will help me

Please wipe my memory

Plus my IMDB

Yes, all the blogger boys

Will give this a "C"

One way to stop them

Total Recall this film, please...

Trivia

  • This is the fourth segment that hasn't shown its title card. The previous segments were:
    1. Flammable
    2. That's What Super Friends Are For
    3. Moves Like Jabba
  • This segment was originally going to be set in the 2012 DVD of Total Recall, but it's actually set in the 2012 story of Total Recall.
  • It is revealed in this segment when Naomi Watts was her music video debut.
  • Spy vs. Spy is seen when Doug Quaid was reading before entering Rekall.
  • Innuendo: The old woman had three breasts!
    • In one second, the scene shows Doug Quaid in bed waking up without a shirt meaning he have sex.
  • This is the 36th segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
  • Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"  is also on Just Dance 4.
    • This is so far the only segment to have Collegehumor as a reference.

Goofs and Errors

  • The Internet guy resembles to be Leonardo DiCaprio, rather than one of the people on the TV series.
  • Doing the scene when George Jetson is jumped by Doug Quaid it revealed reference to the Jetsons and Jetsons Theme Song Extended.
  • In the original film and 2012 film, Lori Quaid didn't appear in Rekall, only UFB appeared.
  • Tokyo and London are not seen in this sketch.
  • Rekall is not a barber or even a haircut, Rekall is a building.
  • in the actual 2012 movie, Lori Quaid had a British accent after revealing she is a spy revealing she is not American, but in this sketch, she is American.
  • In the reboot and original version, the Three-Breasted prostitute was much younger or adult in both versions, but in this sketch she not a prostitute and she a woman and she is also old in this sketch as you can see White Hair in her hair colour revealing she is old in this sketch, but in the both versions she is younger or adult (how can she be old in this sketch?!).
  • Lori Quaid doesn't have a British accent in this sketch.