MAD - Breaking Dawn Parody (Staking Dawn) HD
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Twilight: Staking Dawn is a take-off of the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 and is spoofed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 16 (42): Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue.
Summary[]
An uninvited guest of the slayer variety shows up at Edward and Bella's wedding.
References[]
- Sesame Street
- Batman
- Al Gore
- Whitney
- Whitney Cummings
- Two and a Half Men
- Royal Wedding
MAD References[]
Characters[]
- Edward Cullen
- Bella Swan
- Jacob Black
- Buffy Summers
- Alice Cullen
- Renesmee Cullen
- Whitney Cummings
- Count von Count
- Prince William
- Kate Middleton
- The Queen
- Al Gore
- Old Man
Transcript[]
(The scene begins.)
Vampire (Joel McHale): We're gathered here today to witness the marriage between Mr. Edward Cullen...
(A bunch of Edward fans appear crying, along with Count van Count.)
Vampire: And Ms. Bella Swan.
(A bunch of swans appear, while Bella's parents appear crying.)
Vampire: If anyone knows the reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or...
(The vampire gets shot. The crowd gasps.)
Vampire: Call me a doctor. (turns to dust)
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer appears.)
Buffy (Chloe Grace Mortez): Somebody order a slayer?
Crowd: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER?!
Buffy: (blushes) Sorry, my catchphrases are a little bit rusty.
(She shoots one of the vampires, who runs along with the rest of the crowd screaming. Chaos happens.)
Bella (Taylor Swift): Did you invite her?
Edward (Josh Peck): No.
Bella: Well, she'd better brought a gift.
(Title card: "Twilight: Breaking Dawn", but the words "Breaking Dawn" get replaced with a wooden stake with the words "Staking Dawn" on it, making the title to "Twilight: Staking Dawn")
Edward: We've got to get out of here.
Bella: But they haven't cut the cake yet!
(Buffy slices the cake with a sword, which the cake has a Batman topper.)
Edward: Was that a little Batman?
Bella: It was the closest thing they could find to a vampire.
Buffy: HOLD IT! (Bella screams as Buffy is about to shoot her and Edward.) First off, let me say, this was a lovely wedding, second, PREPARE TO DIE! (aims an arrow at Edward and Bella)
Edward: WAIT! How did you find us?
Buffy: Easy! When I heard every vampire in the world will be at the wedding of the century, I immediately sprung into action!
(Rule Britiannia playing and Buffy attacks Kate Middleton and Prince William.)
Kate Middleton: (groans)
Prince William: Aaaaaaahhh!!!
The Queen (Elizabeth Banks): We're not vampires, we're just REALLY PALE!
Buffy: 8,000,000 apologies later, I bought a ticket to Forks, Washington. That answer your question? (The camera zooms out to show that Edward, Bella and the whole crowd are gone. Crickets are heard, while a swan is seen quacking.) Ugh, I've gotta tell that story quicker. (Buffy breaks into Jacob's room.) Where are they?!
Jacob (Drake Bell): Oh, you just missed them. They jumped out the window.
(The camera shows the window on the right. Howling noises are heard. The camera moves onto Buffy.)
Buffy: What are you doing?
Jacob: Cutting out Edward's face from all the wedding photos and replacing him with me. (Jacob sticks his head onto where Edward originally was.)
Buffy: Okay, well, you're busy, so I'm gonna just... (She spots Edward and Bella out the window.) AH-HA!
Edward: Quick, get on my back! (They both jump to a tree.) We should be safe up here.
(Buffy starts to chop the trees while Edward and Bella jump to another.)
Buffy: I can do this all day, Edward!
Al Gore (Steve Martin): Yes, but the planet can't! (to the audience) Hi, gang. I'm Al Gore, and the planet is our responsibility! So the next time you-- (Buffy stabs his neck with a piece of wood.) You can't kill me with wood! (He rips off his jacket to show that his body is made of wood.) I AM WOOD! (He laughs until he gets attacked by Buffy with an axe. Meanwhile, Edward and Bella are running until they come to a cliff with a waterfall. Buffy is then aiming an arrow at them.)
Buffy: It's the end of the line for you clowns!
Bella: But I'm not even a vampire because someone wouldn't MAKE me a vampire.
Edward: Can we please talk about this later?
Buffy: Uh... You may not be a vampire, but you're a weak, whiny female character!
Bella: Wait, your problem with me is that I make women look bad? If that's the case, I know someone who makes women look a lot worse.
(Scene goes to the set of Whitney.)
Announcer: This week on all-new Whitney, "It's Tough Being a Modern Lady"!
Whitney Cummings (Maria Canlas Barbera): Half of all marriages, end... (She pulls her sweatpants.) ...in sweatpants! (The audience groans while Whitney laughs.)
(Buffy and Bella smash through the wall.)
Buffy: This is for setting women back 30 years! (She beats up Whitney Cummings in the face. Whitney falls to the floor and gets kicked by Bella.) You're a good kicker.
(A bump in Bella's body appears.)
Bella: OOF! So is she.
Buffy: You're pregnant?! Now what are we gonna do?
Old Man (Steve Martin Again): Well, seeing how you destroyed our latest TV show, might I make a suggestion?
(9 MONTHS LATER...)
Narrator: It's the season premiere of Two and a Half Women! (The camera shows Bella.) She's a single parent; (the camera moves to the right to show Buffy) she's a vampire slayer! But together, they're raising a blood-sucking baby girl.
(The baby attacks Buffy.)
Buffy: Aaaaahhh!!!
(The camera then shows Edward and Jacob. Edward is watching the show on the TV while Jacob is still putting his face onto the wedding photos.)
Edward: I've been alive for 200 years, and this is the worst show I've ever seen.
(Jacob puts a picture of himself onto Edward's face and continues cutting.)
Trivia[]
- Antagonists: Whitney
- This show is TV-PG-L, and this reference contains bisexuality.
- This is the only time Buffy the Vampire Slayer gets spoofed.
- The vampire baby looks like the baby from Spy vs. Spy Kids.
- In Latin America, the scene of Buffy chopping Al Gore was cut maybe because that Latin America think it was a violent scene.