Undercover Claus is a crossover between Undercover Boss and Santa Claus.
This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 15 (41): FROST / Undercover Claus.
Summary[]
Santa Claus goes undercover to see how his workshop really runs.
References[]
TBA
MAD References[]
Characters[]
- Santa Claus (Kris Kringle onscreen) (Googly Tinsel)
- Mrs. Claus (Mrs. Kringle onscreen)
- Mitch Hopeluck
- Elves
- Chuck Underhill
- Black Spy (as a stuffed animal)
Transcript[]
Announcer: Tonight, the head of a major corporation goes undercover... at the North Pole!
Santa Claus: I'm Santa Claus, founder and CEO of Christmas.
("Kris Kringle, Founder / CEO, Christmas, LLC")
Santa Claus: Usually, I work over the elves, which isn't hard 'cause they're short! Ho ho ho ho ho! [Short pause] *Ahem* But this week I'll secretly work alongside them on... UNDERCOVER CLAUS!
(Title card: Undercover Claus)
(Santa Claus is shaving)
Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! They'll never know it's me.
(Too bad Santa's elf disguise is a bit too suspicious, as Mrs. Claus walks by and is shocked by Santa's new... overweight elf look.)
Mrs. Claus: AAAHH! Intruder!
Santa Claus: Wait! It's me!
(Mrs. Claus bangs Santa on the head with her pot)
Mrs. Claus: I knew it was him.
(Shows "Mrs. Kringle, Homemaker")
Santa Claus (Googly Tinsel): Hello, I'm the new employee, Googly Tinsel.
Mitch Hopeluck: "Googly Tinsel"? What kinda name is that?
Googly Tinsel: Don't all elves have fun-sounding names?
Mitch Hopeluck: My name is Mitch. You tell me.
(Shows "Mitch Hopeluck, Santa's Workshop Foreman")
Mitch Hopeluck: Basically, my job is to make sure the toys are made with sparkles, love, and Christmas spirit-- HEY ERIC, I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER! CLEAN UP YOUR STATION!! I've been doin' this a long time.
(Shows "Job One: Toy Assembly Line")
Mitch Hopeluck: Here's your job, Googly, real simple. Fire truck comes down the line, you put wheels on it. Got it?
Googly Tinsel: Sure. That doesn't sound too hard. Oh! There goes one! Okay! Got to go faster than that i guess! Ooh missed another one!
Googly Tinsel: Look! I got a wheel one!
Googly Tinsel: Fire! Ding-ding! We should probably call a professional.
Mitch Hopeluck: Frankly, Googly is a mess, he'd be better of handling reindeer poop.
Dasher: Wrong! I don't even wanna tell you what happened out there! It's disgusting.
Googly Tinsel: Excuse me, is this the mail room?
Chuck (Elf): Hey, can't you see i'm sleeping here? Everything's emails nowadays. Just read them and get back to me.
Googly Tinsel: Do i need a password?
Googly Tinsel: Seriously, it says i need a password.
Myra Elf: Your job is to sort these names into piles of naughty and nice.
Googly Tinsel: Really? Well whose job is it to hang the mistletoe?
Myra Elf: Mrs. Claus.
Googly Tinsel: Oh.
Googly Tinsel: Mitch, Chuck, Myra, Dasher, you know me as Googly Tinsel. But you'll surprised to know that i am... Santa Claus!
All: We know!
Mitch Hopeluck: No offense, boss. But your the tallest elf we've ever met.
Santa Claus: I realize you guys do not have an easy job, so get back to work.
Chuck (Elf): Actually, boss. You burned down the workshop. So we have no toys this year.
Santa Claus: Okay, here's a check, go buy a billon dollar worth of gift cards. And don't tell Mrs. Clau- Oh.
Trivia[]
- This is the fourth Christmas segment. The previous Christmas segments were:
- Da Grinchy Code
- Duck
- FROST (beginning TV segment in this episode)
- The On Demand version misspells the name of this segment as "Undercover Claws."
- This is the 22nd segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
- Antagonist: Mrs. Claus (Santa Claus' wife)