Scourge:
I am Scourge, The Destroyer
I'm the harbinger of death
All of the Gods tremble before me
As they draw their final breath
In my first twelve games, I murdered every Lord the earth has seen
Now what immortal foes await me here in God of War 13?
Hawkfrost:
Scourge, you are power mad!
You're evil and insane!
Your killing streak was vicious
Now only us lesser Gods remain
You slayed my father, Tigerstar
The overlord of endless war
So now you'll face me, Hawkfrost
The overlord of Chairs and Drawers!
Let's do this!
[Chorus:]
The world's out of control (Firestar and his clan are gone!)
Scourge killed them all
And now we're running out of Gods
The ones that we have left...
They're not the best, but they're our last line of defense
So, here comes Pico
The God of Busting Nuts
The Mighty Allgero
He is the Lord of Jiggly Butts
And no, not all is lost
We have Spyro sacred God of Sushi Sauce
Scourge:
Enough!
Don't mock me with these weaklings
I could slay with my bare hands!
I killed Mr. Happy, Clockwork, and Unikitty!
I killed Arthur, Wordgirl, Captain Underpants, Nerd, Frostbite, and Leafstar
And I even ayed-slay the ittle-lay itch-bay call-ay the snacther (slayed the little bitch called)
Hawkfrost:
No more of these pathetic pawns
Their blood has all been spilled
We shall unleash a champion
That's worthy of your skill
Now here he is, from distant lands
Our savior so divine
Carl Wheezer:
What's up, Scourge?
I'm Carl Wheezer!
Ow, my spine!
[Chorus]
Holy shit there's more
He's mowing through them all
There goes Nergal
And also Lord Pain, Jack, and Boogey
Just one last God remains
Who is this mystery lord?
She shall save our domain!
Me:
I am Ellis from That Thing Where I'm About To Sneeze
But Then my Friend is All "Hey, what's up?"
And I Suddenly Freeze
But Then I Still Have That Nose Tingle
It's A Horrible Tease
And I'm Like "Fuck!"
Ellis:
Auughhh!
Hawkfrost:
Agh, Scourge, you are such a dick!
Scourge:
Yes, I know
It's awesome