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This ad is a parody of Hamburger Helper.

This ad is from the episode S'UP / Mouse M.D.

Summary of Skit[]

A new meal is made to make vampires have more variety when drinking blood.

Transcript[]

Announcer: For years, they've walked the earth with only one thing on their minds.

(The vampire tries to bite the woman but gets interrupted by the Vampire Helper Glove.)

Announcer: Blood for dinner again?

Vampire Helper Glove: Luckily, there's new Vampire Helper, the new flavor mix that turns any dinner into a winner! Vampire Helper turns your plain paniced victim into a savory, tangy, cheddar-cheese-and-macaroni supper your family will love.

Woman: I sound delecious!

Vampire: Oh-no you don't, that neck is mine! (Both laugh.) No, seriously. (He bites the woman.)

Vampire Helper Glove: Vampire Helper! Now in new Sesame Chicken.

Igor: Uh-oh!

(Scene ends and goes to Crocodile Shoes.)

Deaths[]

  • The Women gets bitten by a vampire.

Trivia[]

  • There was never a sesame chicken flavor for Hamburger Helper.
  • The Vampire Helper Glove is shaped like vampire tooth glove instead of a hand glove.
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