Yawn Carter / Franklin & Crash is the second episode of MAD Season 3, and the 54th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Yawn Carter: John Carter tells the not-so-thrilling story of how he ended up on Mars.

Franklin & Crash: Crash Bandicoot joins Jared Franklin for some unconventional video game justice.


  1. MADvent Calendar - Been living in an undersea cave for a week? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Yawn Carter (Movie Parody of John Carter)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. Burglar Disguised as a Raccoon (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Sports Drink Drink (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. RPG Nerd Has to Get a Life (Cartoon)
  8. Alfred E. Neuman for President - Celebrity Endorsement with Batman (Alfred E. Neuman for President segment)
  9. The Woman in Back (Movie Parody of the Woman in Black) (Ad Parodies segment)
  10. Spy vs. Spy - Shooting Island (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  11. Animated Marginals segment
  12. Mini Golf (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  13. Franklin & Crash (TV Parody of Franklin & Bash / Video Game Parody of Crash Bandicoot)
  14. Credits
  15. 5-second Cartoon - (from the Woman in Back) The Woman in Back continues talking. (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Yawn Carter / Franklin & Crash/Gallery


Main article: Yawn Carter / Franklin & Crash (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - John Carter, Alfred E. Neuman for President Announcer, and Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Hugh Davidson - Hal Jordan, Jared Franklin, Kris Humphries, Basketball Player from Movie 43, and Nerd
  • Jim Meskimen - Daniel Radcliffe, Colonel Powell, Audience Member, and Stanton Infeld
  • Rachel Ramras - Martian Boy, Boy, Man's Wife, and Princess Peach
  • Kevin Shinick - Mario, Garfield, Crash Bandicoot, Burglar, Marvin the Martian, Matai Shang / Sinestro, Bruno Mars, Anakin Skywalker, Nerd, Batman, the Woman in Back Announcer, Man playing Mini Golf, Peter Bash, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Tara Strong - The Woman in Back, Judge, and Dejah Thoris
  • Fred Tatasciore - Bowser, Sports Drink Drink Announcer, the Prince of all Cosmos, and Rugby Announcer
  • Gary Anthony Williams - Martian Manhunter and the King of all Cosmos